z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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(via depths-of-the-mediterranean)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via ihaveyourdna)

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

(Source: salmonpynk, via stability)

One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did Something I have to keep reminding myself (via wanksclub)

(Source: satanss-mistress, via voguedopevodka)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via crystallized-teardrops)

psyducked:

GOTTA GET THAT BACON
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.
crystallized-teardrops:

so i got bored…

paigeyylushh:

bigbardafree:

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was

i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds power and ability for every person struggling within themselves. use this because it will make a difference in your life.

(via typicaldirtbag)